WillJan 14, 20224 minbilly don't be a heroPhoto: The view from the balcony, a gentle rural environment. The #1 rule for survival in Zombieland is … cardio. To escape a pursuing...
WillJul 6, 20203 mingone to the dogsMy dad liked “a bet”. After work on Saturday morning, he would bike into town and head straight to the bookies (a betting shop). After...
WillJun 25, 20203 minthe beltClass F was not in the mood for French, which meant Mademoiselle Croissant* was having a bad day. I could feel the tension in the...
WillJun 22, 20202 minenglishQuote from Wee Malcie …“we f*****g hate the English”. Once there was Malcolm, who everyone called “Malcie”, then he had a son who he...
WillJun 18, 20202 mina glasgow smileWe were about to "do a flit", a colloquial expression for stealthily leaving one's abode, usually late at night so that debtors don't...
WillJun 9, 20202 minentropyDefinition of my childhood: “a lack of order or predictability; gradual decline into disorder” And then something weird happened, we...
WillJun 3, 20203 minlet's start at the very beginningWhen I was 11, do you know what I wanted for Christmas? No ... well neither did I. I thought I wanted a bike but what I really wanted,...